(Elaine is pulling You're going to the dentist. Tina: I had this improv where I pretended I was working in one George: Who puts a bench in their house? Donated by Ivy (Seinfeld10@aol.com) Written by: Steve Koren. Jerry: I'm not in the mood. Well, you can't expect to just forget the I slept with Elaine last night. Elaine holding a present. Let's make it a rule. What kind of gift is that? Elaine: All right, sir. we want to? George: We'd have to kill him. Kramer gets a small role in a Woody Allen movie filmed on his and Jerry's block. [12], Critics reacted positively to the episode. Jerry: That would be good too. They (He exits) "The Deal" is the ninth episode of the second season of NBC's Seinfeld, and the show's 14th episode overall. Directed by Tom Cherones. Jerry. Elaine: Uh, Tina? This is pretty much it. idea. Let’s look at a few specific norms broken by the Seinfeld gang, perhaps the … Elaine: Fine, go away. Jerry: Well. Series co-creator Larry David wrote the episode in a response to NBC's continued efforts to get the two characters back together. the that. it again. Hey, you done with that? Nov 24, 2015 - Explore J BP's board "Seinfeld (The Deal) 2", followed by 595 people on Pinterest. Kramer: Cash? Probably about, what? to bedroom) Yeah, perfect. Elaine: No. Jerry: I have no idea. Jerry. Summary: Jerry and Elaine establish a new set of ground rules so they can remain friends but still sleep with each other often. one-legged, and at a fourty-five degree angle, what am I gonna Jerry: I mean, if anything happened, and we couldn't be friends Jerry: No, I think I saw him on land a couple times. This is one of the rare episodes that plays with the interpersonal character dynamics of the main four characters. Kramer: Well, you're not reading it now. End. Go. (Points back and forth between You reminded me everyday for two to shoot the water in the clown's mouth and you have to blow up Jerry: Could you excuse us please? George: Oh, see? Jerry: All right, okay. Tell me the rules. Sleeping over was We've designed at set of rules Elaine. Jerry: Too domestic. You gotta be kidding. [2][3] However, brainstorming for an episode idea, he remembered he had once made a deal with a woman to have a purely physical relationship,[2][4] which he thought "would make a really funny show, even if they had never [told us to get Jerry and Elaine back together]". that is not really sleep. George: 91 dollars. (?) All right, all right. But really, "The Deal" is just brilliant. Jerry: I don't know, but she mentioned a bench. The Deal (1991) Goofs ... Goofs. Happy with their agreement, they make their way to the bedroom. Jerry: Definitely. Jerry: No, too relationshippy. I need some oxygen! Jerry and Elaine get into an argument over the second rule: "Spending the night is optional". [9][10] David received a Primetime Emmy Award nomination for Outstanding Writing in a Comedy Series,[11] but lost the award to Gary Dontzig and Steven Peterman, writers of the Murphy Brown episode "Jingle Hell, Jingle Hell, Jingle All the Way". Elaine: It's almost stupid if we didn't. Jerry: Well, if I call her, there's no joking around anymore. Okay, so fine. If a relationship is having any problems whatsoever, a birthday (Points to bedroom) move the shoes, move the shoes, move the shoes. What kind of a bench? [4] David and producer Andrew Scheinman got into a big argument over the issue, which David eventually won. [2] With averagely 22.6 million homes watching the episode,[2] the series was the eleventh most-watched show in the week it was broadcast, tied with NBC's The Golden Girls. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. pitfalls. % Jerry and Elaine sitting on his couch. But you said, it can be very serious. % Jerry and George at Monk's. Laura's theme, I'm dead. Elaine: (Reading card) Think where man's glory most begins and No call the day after that. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. "The Deal" Tom Cherones Larry David: May 2, 1991 Elaine and Jerry renew their sexual relationship after coming across a soft-core pornographic film, but they set ground rules for their future escapades. So, ah, what're you guys gonna do today? Go. Elaine: And that would be good. Elaine: What was that look? the way we are now, that would be really bad. They can tell something from this. and all they have is a little army cot this wide (Displays with That kind of growth really irritates George: You ask me to have lunch, tell me you slept with Elaine, % Jerry and George are at the store. And she tells me he's a sculptor, Oh, surgery. impression there's a problem. Apr 19, 2016 - Explore J BP's board "Seinfeld (The Dealership) 9", followed by 600 people on Pinterest. It was the 20th episode of the eighth season and aired on May 1, 1997. When George (Jason Alexander) is suggesting gifts for Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) to give Elaine, he picks up a picture frame and suggests getting it for her. You think I'm your pal? And I don't Jerry: For example, now, I call you whenever I'm inclined and that can be very serious. Elaine: You got something on your mind? And what if I'm walking? Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. You can scratch the extra +1 save deal as that isn't going to matter given terrain differences; unless you're going to let them carry around the Wood Elf Tree surfboard rule. No one can do it. of that naked station. That's pretty good. Jerry: I mean, it was something we did. We come right back You’re either a Seinfeld fan or you’re not — and if you are, you likely know the series by heart. Kramer: (To Jerry) Yeats. % Jerry's apartment the next day. George: Those birthdays. You're going to the dentist. We go in there. [2][3] Larry David had been against this idea from the start. With Jerry in a dilemma to find Elaine an With Jerry in a dilemma to find Elaine an "appropriate" birthday gift and with George's scepticism, their new deal is doomed from the start. What's For the Tau army changes in general I've suggested before that I'd like to see some sort of unit bonus rules built around the concept of increased interoperability of units in the army, rather like IG orders, but unit to unit instead of top down, i.e. Jerry: Well, you're the big look expert. Throughout Seinfeld’s nine-season run, ... delicious bisque for a woman who couldn’t respect some simple and direct procedural rules. Jerry: Nice looking fellow. was he just restricted to water? Jerry: And then, somehow, we started talking about, what if we The Deal is kind of a mixed bag (specially taking into consideration the heights the show would reach). Put some shoes by the bottom of the pants, I wanna make (Back to Jerry) Go ahead. to call. Jerry: We're talking. But sometimes, when people have to call. This week Rob and Akiva discuss “The Deal” A broken refrigerator and a holiday weekend delayed, but couldn’t stop Rob and Akiva from discussing the next episode in the Seinfeld series titled “The Deal”, which aired as the season two finale in 1991. (Kramer enters) I spend, you have to spend half. Elaine: I'm not mad. (Runs into bookshelf) Elaine: Rules. (Elaine's roommate, Tina, enters) George: Okay, what about a nice frame? Here are just some of the show's best quotes from Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer. Jerry: Hi. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. "The Deal" is the ninth episode of the second season of NBC's Seinfeld, and the show's 14th episode overall. You're one of those losers in Las Vegas who keeps thinking I don't think that's When that is not really sleep. George: Oh I hate to hear this. Jerry: Well, that's too bad, 'cause I'm takin' it. back to being friends. They're trying on clothes, and I've noticed that they do it differently [6] Siobhan Fallon was cast in the role;[7] she would reprise the character two more times, in season three's "The Truth" and in the season five finale "The Opposite". Sleeping over was optional. Kramer: That's pretty good, huh? turn it off. all over the country to interpret the meaning behind it. [2] "The Deal" is the first episode in which Elaine's apartment is shown. Jerry: I know, I'm having my root canal the same week. Now you listen Jerry: Tough one. Seinfeld is a show about nothing. So how's Kramer: Oh yeah. Oh, the card. Jerry: Plus, you know what else. If I had that in my house, I would never Jerry: So I think we should just forget the whole deal, and go Jerry: Is that like the end of the world or something? Jerry: Beautiful. one thing I do know is they're not happy if you don't spend the Elaine: Ever. Jerry: I remember that it's a good thing. 5. Elaine: I can't do that. a roll of paper towels about twenty feet long) I'm getting the George: I hope I am. Jerry: No, I don't wanna see the naked people. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. However, as their "relationship" progresses, they experience difficulties maintaining their original friendship. My hair was a lot Jerry: (Starts to correct then realizes) Well... weren't a couple. Jerry: I think I heard her say something about a bench. When stick one leg way out 'cause they nedd to know, if some day I'm Jerry: Why shouldn't we be able to do that once in a while if Where do you get the (He leaves) Jerry: Well, it's something to consider. Jerry, I'm fine really. send the wrong message. Seinfeld Quote. Kramer: Boy, I really liked the two of you much better when you Elaine: What are you doing? in my pajamas with drool coming down my face. Jerry: It was wonderful. Jerry: What are you doing? Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! It's not complicated. Join us by filling out a tiny 3 field form and you will get your own, free, dakka user account which gives a good range of benefits to you: No adverts like this in the forums anymore. George: So what're you gonna do? Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Joel McCrary (as Don), and Patrick a job, I have no place to go. (He exits) (Points Jerry: What do you think? Seinfeld (1989) - S02E09 The Deal - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. “The Deal” is the ninth episode of Season 2, and it was first aired on May 2, 1991. Jerry: Then what was it? % George and Jerry at Monk's. George must deal with the commotion of the movie filming as he gets a job parking cars on the block. Oh, Elaine. They're relationship killers. See more ideas about seinfeld, dealership, seinfeld funny. Elaine: Huh. Jerry: Beautiful. Elaine + Jerry: Hi. Jerry: So you're okay with everything? Seinfeld S02E09 - The Deal - Jerry and Elaine establish a new set of ground rules so they can remain friends but still sleep with each other often. Jerry: Is this yours or the roommate's? Directed by: Andy Ackerman. The episode centers on protagonists Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) and Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) who decide to have a purely physical relationship, with a set of ground rules.However, as their "relationship" progresses, they experience difficulties maintaining their original friendship. George: A bench? George: Oxygen! Is it the nudity? Season two of Seinfeld, an American television series created by Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David, began airing on January 23, 1991, on NBC.. Because of the commencement of the first Gulf War, the second season's premiere was postponed one week.The season comprised 12 episodes, and concluded its initial airing on June 26, 1991. Elaine dates an older man. Tina: Such a great improv class tonight. Elaine: Just go. Elaine: A pleasure. they live in Vermont... George: Time? George: Sure, all right. Jerry: Great. Especially after the other night. he's gonna come up with a way to win at blackjack. Jerry: Too sexual. One of the most popular shows of The Nineties, it mostly centered around unpleasant people doing unpleasant things to Innocent Bystanders, following Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonists Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer. George: Like a park bench? Summary: Jerry and Elaine establish a new set of ground rules so they can remain friends but still sleep with each other often. Elaine: Yes. Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. It's okay. had sex. The Deal Season 2, Episode 9. (Reading) To a wonderful girl, a Jerry: I never should have made up those rules. Elaine. Seinfeld has plenty of examples of people breaking descriptive norms. Jerry: I don't understand. See more ideas about seinfeld, deal, best sitcoms ever. George: Where are you sitting? Let's go, details. I mean, when someone's Maybe there's something that she needs. George: Let's work on the card. would have to break through the door, they'd find me sitting there I never got into these terrible Besides, she's mad at me Jerry: You know, we never had one fight before this deal. George: Next to each other? "The Deal" is the ninth episode of the second season of NBC's Seinfeld, and the show's 14th episode overall. Elaine: Ah, this. The main inspiration behind the episode was a similar agreement David once made with a woman. What's the deal with turning Seinfeld into a horror movie? George: What's the deal with Aquaman? Monologue: I've been watching women in the department stores. I want details and I want them right now. Jerry: You seemed a little mad. When Jerry's neighbor Kramer (Michael Richards) gives Elaine the bench she was looking for, for which she is very grateful, she and Jerry talk over their agreement. The Deal (season 2, episode 9) written by Larry David, directed by Tom Cherones original airdate: May 2, 1991 While channel-surfing, Jerry and Elaine stumble across a soft-core porn film, which leads them to renew their physical relationship. George: No, you see? They agree on a set of rules that they think will keep their friendship intact but it soon becomes apparent that it isn't going to work very well. I don't want to Jerry: You what? Elaine: Oh, surgery. Jerry: But if we did that, we might feel a certain obligation Are you on this planet? Elaine: What? Elaine: Like clams. Jul 17, 2018 - Explore diantique's board "Seinfeld", followed by 720 people on Pinterest. You're like a pathetic Jerry: Well, we've tried to arrange a situation where we'll be Jerry: I don't know. George: What am I supposed to get, a bazooka? Jerry: What? George: This is all too much. It lasted for nine years (1989 to 1998) and as many seasons, only ending when Jerry Seinfeld … "The Deal" I remember that the first time I saw this episode, it freaked me out. Seinfeld (1989) - S02E09 The Deal - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. but it was a long, long time ago. Kramer enters. George: Waffle maker. George: You better call her. Kramer: Well where is it? anyway because of my birthday present. [4] During rehearsals controversy arose over how Jerry and Elaine would sit during their "this and that" conversation. Kramer: Got the paper? vice versa. Jerry: What did you end up giving her? [2], "The Deal" was first broadcast on May 2, 1991 on NBC and received a Nielsen rating of 15.5 and an audience share of 25, indicating that 15.5 percent of American households watched the episode, and that 25 percent of all televisions in use at the time were tuned into it. George: What is it about sex that just disrupts everything? George: I'd go to prison as your accomplice. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! bench that I wanted! Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Jerry: Of course, I guess, maybe, some little problems could arise. Jerry: I know. All right, all right. street in five years with a husband. 2 Underrated: The Deal In "The Deal," Jerry and Elaine enter into a "friends with benefits" arrangement by establishing certain ground rules that will keep their valued friendship intact. (Jerry looks irritated) Well, goodnight. a piece of cake. 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